Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The circle of life

This is something that I found in the internet. Sounds interesting.

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, you're carefree And you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.



Samyak said...

That would be fun, wouldn't it. I mean living backwards in time. With potentiality of death already out of way, I bet you could accomplish so much more. Also, you would look and feel better and better every day...

But what do you think will happen to experience. I mean, you brain will practically be becoming smaller and smaller. Where would you store all that experience?

shoorace said...

Well, to have more fun and knowing when and where you are going to finish.
But lil' bit funny if you were the only one as your parents and loved ones would be devastated and you would wake up every day with lesser and lesser memories...alike 50 first dates